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Pinky and the Brain Quotes
Looks like we’ve got another mystery on our hands
Danger-Prone Daphne is stuck again.
Would you do it for a Scooby Snack?
…and I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn’t for you meddling kids.
Shaggy: Scooby-Doo! Where are you?
Scooby-Doo: Over here!
Big Bob Oakley: Yes, and I’d have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn’t for these blasted kids and their dog.
Cosgood Creeps: I am Cosgood Creeps, attorney of the late Col. Sanders. My partner Mr. Crawls couldn’t make it tonight.
Shaggy: Creeps and Crawls! They sure picked the right lawyers for this job.
Velma:There’s a very logical explanation for all this.
Shaggy: Quick, tell me.
Velma: The place is haunted.
Shaggy: Thanks a lot.
Velma: That’s funny. If he’s a phantom shadow, how come he leaves footprints?
Shaggy: Dirty feet?
Cousin Slicker: Ten o’clock and I suggest we all turn in.
Shaggy: Yeah, but into what?
Daphne: Shaggy, sometimes I think you’d rather eat pizza pie than solve a mystery.
Shaggy: Let’s vote on it. Mystery or pizza pie?
Scooby Doo: Rizza rie!
[opens a deck box]
Shaggy: Hey, there’s a pair of shoes in here!
[He sees the zombie]
Shaggy: And look what they’re attached to!
Shaggy: [pops out of a sack and hands money to the zombie] Here, double ugly, go buy yourself a new face.
Shaggy: I can already taste those chocolate-covered hot dogs.
Velma: Yuck! His stomach must be made of scrap iron!
Shaggy: Can I help it if my first toy was a garbage disposal?
Fred: We’re going back to find out what it was.
Shaggy: Swell. I’ll wait here and when you find out, send me a telegram.
Shaggy: I’m so scared! I wish I had a ham sandwich to calm my nerves!
(a ham sandwich floats down out of nowhere)
Shaggy: Well, whaddya know? A ham sandwich. (Looks inside) Wouldn’t you know, it needs some mustard.
(a mustard pot floats down)
Shaggy: This has gotta be my imagination, otherwise I’d be scared stiff!
(puts ham sandwich on table next to knight with ax)
Shaggy: Now if my imagination could like… cut it in half?
(The knight’s ax swings down and cuts Shaggy’s sandwich in half)
Shaggy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (runs away)
(comes back and grabs his sandwich)
Shaggy: I’ve seen enough! Let’s go back!
Fred: Not until we walk around the ghost town and see what we can find.
Shaggy: Like I know what we’ll find.
Velma: Hey look! Suitcases!
Daphne: Looks like someone just moved in.
Shaggy: Then let’s move out.
Fred: It sure would help help if we could find another clue.
Shaggy: Uh huh. I found one.
Fred: Groovy! What is it?
Shaggy: Him. [points to ghost]
Shaggy: Scooby where’d you put the key?
Scooby: rought ra rindow.
Shaggy: You threw it out the window?
Shaggy: We need that key
Fred: In a case like this, Shag and Scoob did exactly the right thing. Let’s scram!
Like, Scoob and me don’t do castles. Because castles have paintings with eyes that watch you, Suits of Armor you think’s a statue, but there’s a guy inside who follows you every time you turn around.
Shaggy: Who’s your best buddy?
Scooby Doo: Raggy
Shaggy: That’s right. And who’s my best buddy in the whole wide world?
Scooby Doo: Rooby Doo.
Mary Jane: I’m Mary Jane.
Shaggy: Like, that is my favorite name.
Shaggy: Like, chill out, Scrappy. You didn’t have to try and take over the whole world and destroy humanity.
Scrappy Doo: It would have worked too if it wasn’t for you meddling sons of…
Shaggy: The only thing I like better than an eggplant burger is a chocolate-covered eggplant burger.
Velma: All you care about are swimsuit models.
Fred: Hey. I’m a man of substance. Dorky chicks like you turn me on, too.
Shaggy: Sit grandma, bad grandma, don’t eat the kitty.
Island Emissary: My employer would like you to solve a mystery on Spooky Island.
Shaggy: Hold on, Man. We don’t go anywhere with ‘scary’, ‘spooky’, ‘haunted’, or ‘forbidden’ in the title.
Scooby Doo: Ror rydrocoronic.
Shaggy: Or hydroclonic, but that’s for a whole different reason, man.
Shaggy: Hey, you guys, look. I know I’m just the dude that carries the bags, but it seems to me we all play an important part in this group. [Daphne hands Velma’s glasses and Velma snatches them back] I mean, we’re just like a big, delicious banana split. Fred, you’re the big banana. Daphne, you’re the pastrami and bubble-gum-flavored ice cream, and Velma, you’re the sweet-and-sour mustard sauce that goes on top.
Fred: [in Daphne’s body] I couldn’t get to my body. I didn’t know where else to go, I panicked! It’s not easy to steer when you’re pure spirit! [looks down and becomes impressed.] Hey…. I can look at myself naked!
Velma: Oh, brother!
Nobody likes my sandwiches.
I’ve never had a bed before. In fact, I’ve never had anything before.
Don’t you know Halloween is just a marketing ploy by big corn syrup?
How does he do that? He’s mean, but he makes it fun!
Shaggy: You lost us at hardwork and determination.
Scooby-Doo: But got us back at sandwich!
What’s more valuable than friendship?
No offense but I think I liked you better as a bowling ball!
Velma: Grow up Fred. Do you know how many stray hairs the average human eats every day without knowing it?
Fred: If it’s more than zero, I don’t wanna know.
Velma: It’s more. Much, much more.
You have to pay for Netflix?!?
Last time you listened to someone on the internet, you thought tinder was an app that delivers firewood.
Stop right there you filthy animal, and your dog too!
Must be in your head. Your giant inflated head.
People can grow. But it doesn’t mean that we’re growing apart.
Never mess with another man’s vehicle.
You’re the heart of Mystery, Inc.