Pinky and the Brain Quotes

Pinky: What do you want to do tonight?
Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky – try to take over the world!

Brain: How are we going to get the Earth to lose weight?
Pinky: I know! We can get everyone to go on a diet!
Brain: Diets don’t work.
Pinky: Not even if you call them ‘A Whole New Way of Eating?’
Brain: No.

You aren’t going to get rid of me, are you Brain? I mean, you, working as a single? Look what happened to Jerry Lewis after he broke up with Dean! All that stuff in your hair!

Do not mock a love-smitten mouse.

I wish you were as smart as a tree stump, Pinky.

Pinky: I think I’ll ask Winnie if she wants to go to the movies with me.
Brain: You just said “Fetch me a big clown hat!”

Unfortunately, it came out more like, “I’m a big billy goat so you’d better beat it, sister.”

Brain: As you know, people in today’s body conscious society are obsessed with losing weight. My plan is to secretly replace all the artificial sweeteners in the world with real ones, thus rendering the world’s population fat, slow moving, and completely toothless.
Pinky: You mean like the guests on Jerry Springer?
Brain: Exactly, Pinklet.

I feel the need. I feel the need for expeditious velocity.

The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say “moo”.

Pinky: What’s free-market capitalism?
Brain: Erm… cheating, lying and backstabbing intrigue.

I derive my greatest pleasure from making Brain squirt milk out of his nose!

No! Pinky, you got chocolate on my Jack-o-lantronic transmitter!

Oh, don’t be silly, Brain. It would take all the fun out of life; I derive my greatest pleasure from making you squirm.

This is the earth. And this is Pinky. You can tell the difference quite easily. One is a lump of inert matter hurtling blindly through the void. The other… is the earth.

The Brain: We’re going to a place where the sun never sets, the size of your wallet matters, and actors and actresses slave all day.
Pinky:We’re going to Denny’s?

Pinky: Egad. You astound me, Brain.
The Brain: That’s a simple task, Pinky.

Moo. We are a cow. Take us to China.

Sometimes you make my head hurt, Pinky.

Remember, I’m not just the president of the Small Club for Men, I’m also a mouse planning world domination.

Pinky, once I take over the world, remind me to publicly snub you.

Yes, Pinky, that’s it. We shall open a boutique and sell ladies’ clothing and pollen.

And I am the Iconoclast, an unconventional eccentric who marches to a different drummer… [whacked on the head] but you may call me Noodle Noggin.

Pinky:Oooo well, he had two eyes, and- and, oh a mouth right below his nose
Brain: How very descriptive.

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: Uh, I think so, Brain, but where will we find a duck and a hose at this hour?

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: I think so, but where will we find an open tattoo parlor at this time of night?

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: Wuh, I think so, Brain, but if we didn’t have ears, we’d look like weasels.

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: Uh… yeah, Brain, but where are we going to find rubber pants our size?

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: Uh, I think so, Brain, but balancing a family and a career …oooh, it’s all too much for me.

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: Wuh, I think so, Brain, but isn’t Regis Philbin already married?

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: Uh, I think so, Brain, but burlap chafes me so.

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: Uh, I think so, Brain, but we’ll never get a monkey to use dental floss.

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: Sure, Brain, but how are we going to find chaps our size?

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but culottes have a tendency to ride up so.

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: Uh, I think so, Brain, but this time, you wear the tutu.

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but if they called them sad meals, kids wouldn’t buy them.

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but this time, you put the trousers on the chimp.

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: Well, I think so, Brain, but I can’t memorize a whole opera in Yiddish.

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking… I mean, what would the children look like?

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: Are you pondering cheesesticks?

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but if we covered the world in salad dressing wouldn’t the aspargus feel left out?

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: Wuh, I think so, Brain, but how will we get three pink flamingos into one pair of Capri pants?

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but why would anyone want to see Snow White and the Seven Samurai?

Brain: Pink, Are you pondering what I am pondering?

Pinky:Uh, I think so, Brain, but where will we find a duck and a hose at this hour?

Pinky : What are we going to do tonight, Brain?
The Brain : Same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to ditch Dudley Boore!

Brain: Pinky: Are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pink: Well I think so, Brain, but first you’d have to take that whole bridge apart, wouldn’t you?

Brain: We must prepare for tomorrow night.
Pinky: Why? What are we going to do tomorrow night?
Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky – try to take over the world!

Brain: Are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
Pinky: I think so, but Kevin Costner with an English accent?